Attack of the Clones

I just came back from
Blades
of Glory (funny,
Romany
Malco is quickly becoming my hero), but I seriously wanted to walk out
before the movie even started because EVERY preview was for the THIRD movie in a
series or a remake. I had to sit through previews for
Spiderman
3,
Pirates
of the Caribbean: At Worlds End,
Shrek the
Third,
Ocean's
13, and finally
Disturbia
(a remake of Rear Window). I love going to the movies and I don't have
anything against
remakes,
but this just about made me want to puke. It seems that roughly since the
Matrix Trilogy, no big movie studios want to make a big-budget film unless they
can squeeze three features out of it. Worst of all, as The Matrix Trilogy
proved, only the first film has to be halfway decent and people will see the
other two out of some twisted sense of brand loyalty. Plus the profits are
out of control because they film multiple films at the same time to reduce
production costs. The butchering of classics is just as bad.
Disturbia is perfectly emblematic of our youth-obsessed culture, it's Rear
Window set in the surburbs with teenage characters and somehow lots of girls in
bikinis. I don't really have a suggestion on this, I'm just fed up with
crappy trilogies.
Ok, as much a I hate to admit it Ocean's 13 does look like it has potential
thanks to
Steve
Soderbergh.